Editing Florida (section)

== LOOK, FLORIDA? WHY THE HELL DO I CARE ABOUT FLORIDA? ==
I’M SO GLAD YOU ASKED.  

Everyone’s welcome in Florida! Whatever your heart desires, you can find it here.  
Looking for a wholesome place to settle down and raise your 2.5 children, away from undesirable influences? Come to NICEVILLE in the Panhandle: endless miles of white sand beaches! Your choice of charming three-story bungalows in any color (as long as it’s pastel!) Armed security and protection provided by the good people of the U.S. Air Force to keep the local undesirables out! Just make sure you stay south of the highway and you’ll have a wonderful time.  
Interested in ecotourism? Come visit the Big Bend and stay in rustic TALLAHASSEE, the gateway to Florida’s natural wonders! Officially on the Gulf Coast since 2132! Enjoy a charming experience of the Old South as our real local guides show you our pristine freshwater springs, limestone caverns, and brackish estuaries. Donations highly recommended to help fund our work keeping nature perfectly preserved!  
Here for a more civilized vacation? See the great megacity of ORLANDO-TAMPA, stretching nearly eighty miles from Gulf Coast to Atlantic Coast! If you’re here for a thrill, the never-ending parties of Orlando – the ‘Vegas of the South’- will meet your every need. Looking for a more cultural and artistic experience? New Tampa will astonish you with its performing arts, culinary wonders, and free-thinking spirit. Yes, there’s something in Orlando-Tampa for anyone. One little tip for visitors: Only the residents of the interior call it Tamlando, and you wouldn’t want to be mistaken for one of THEM!  
But maybe you’re after something more elusive. A true transformative experience? Well… There’s no place that knows reinvention better than MIAMI, the sunken city. Don’t just marvel at skyscrapers raised from the bottom of the ocean: Join them! The experts at the Galliardo Rehabilitative Medicine Foundation can work the same miracles for you. Whether you just want to freshen up your look or truly undo the ravages of time, you can find your answer in Miami’s exclusive, sustainably-redeveloped waterfront hotels. And if you’re a real VIP, you might get a coveted ticket to the luxurious domed retreat of Key Biscayne!  
Yes, whoever you might be, there’s beauty and opportunity aplenty in Florida. Sure, things might be a little more expensive than they used to be before Desiree and Myleen, but if you’re willing to hustle there’s always something bright on the horizon!  

(What? You want to know a little more? Well, all right. Keep reading, I guess.)

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